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Nickname: Jimbo Danko Rashida Osmosis Jones
Fun projects: I play guitar and sing in DADWEED THE BAND
Where would we find you on your days off? playing pinball and drinking coffee at Far Out coffee post, playing pinball and eating veggie dogs at Whats Up Hot Dog, or drinking beer and playing pinball at the American.
If you were a fish, what kind would you be and why? A shark because I can't swim backwards either.
What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn? Really tight band shirts as a tru EMO in high school.
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to elephant size? It's hard to think of anything that wouldn't end in complete disaster, BUT Golden Retriever.
What is the best joke you know? Why can't cows wear flip flops? Because they LACK TOES. (You have to say it like lactose, the delivery of this joke is very important. My friend Mad Dog came up with this joke.)
Is cereal soup?? Good lord no.
job: freelance chef / educator (Existential Eating, pop ups, secret supper clubs, cooking teacher)
fun projects: Existential Eating, fundraisers
where would we find you on your days off: the park, whats up hotdog, playing darts at wise hall or pinball with Shinebox
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to elephant size?definitely a goat, maybe a little terrifying though!
If you had to choose a companion vegetable, to love and to hold, till death do you part — what would it be? chanterelle mushrooms
If you were an alien and could abduct anyone in the world, who would you abduct and why? Donald Trump so I could leave him on mars
What is the most ridiculous fact you know? That leopard slugs have to hang upside down on a thick mucus thread to have sex because if they don't they can't get their giant blue penis's out of their necks
If you were held at gunpoint and had to impress them with your dance moves to save your life, what move would you bust out and to what song? probably the golfer, I've basically perfected it's cheesiness!
Nickname: Matty G
Job: Stay at home dad
Fun projects: This and Swallowtail
Where would we find you on your days off? Sal Y Limon, having a cheeky beer and taco while the boys have a play
If you had to choose a companion vegetable, to love and to hold, till death do you part — what would it be? A bit of celery. So underrated and I’m a big fan of its water ratio
Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or the end? The end, I’m not a savage. I’ve always thought if there was one special skill that I have, it’s squeezing out the absolute last bit of toothpaste out of the tube
What is the best joke you know? A man is walking through the park wondering why the longer you look at a frisbee, the bigger it seems... Then it hit him
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to elephant size?A peacock. So beautiful. So scary
Is cereal soup? Never thought about it before, but probably, sure. Why not?
Jobs: Cook and trainer
Fun projects: I play in a 9 piece band on Wednesday nights, we play jazz/funk tracks and break out into instrumental solos as often as possible.
Where would we find you on your days off? On my stoop with my grill, smoking vegetables and whatever meat project I can get my hands on... and playing board games with friends. Not risk tho.
If you were the new ruler of the world, what would your first decree be? No more grades in schools, classes focused on what kids want to be passionate about.
If you had to choose a companion vegetable, to love and to hold, till death do you part — what would it be? Cabbage! Grilled, croute, slaw, a bumpy pillow; it's the best!
If you were an alien and could abduct anyone in the world, who would you abduct and why? Stephen Hawking, so I could ask one of earths greatest minds understanding of the universe.
Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or the end? At the end, people that squeeze in the middle are psychopaths :)
If your 5 year old self found themselves currently inhabiting your body, what would the first thing they would do? Drive my car into the ocean. Or to the aquarium...OR to go find dinosaur bones somewhere. Or stare at the internet forever in wonder.